Let's talk about sex...

I know we haven't really gotten personal yet on this blog, but I have to reveal something...

When I'm feeling down, I sometimes comfort myself with a quick visit to failblog.org. Have you been there before? It may be a little sick, but I always feel a little bit better about myself after I've been there.

They've always got some classic fails. But, I saw one the other day at work that surprised even me:


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Are you as shocked as I was? (And are you even more shocked that my work doesn't block access to this but I can't get on facebook???) At first, I thought it was some kind of joke, and your first instinct might be that this was photoshopped by some fraternity boy with too much time on his hands. However, you'd be incorrect. A quick search reveals that you can actually purchase this product on Amazon for the low, low price of $7.35 (discounted from the original $14.00 price). You probably won't be surprised to discover that there aren't any product reviews.

But, let's think about this (semi) seriously for a moment. If anyone is going near my business and he needs a light to figure out what's what, I'm pretty sure I don't want him down there. And I wouldn't be able to avoid constantly thinking that some guy was wearing a bluetooth headset while moving toward my lady bits. But if close-up illumination of your privates is what turns you on, then I guess this product is for you!

PS-Because we're trying to mention the Snuggie as often as possible around here, you'll be pleased to discover that there's a whole website dedicated to SnuggieSex. Are you thoroughly disturbed now?

Are there waffles in your long underwear?

Since this is my first post, a brief note about what I'll be doing--I'll be answering questions, providing commentary (about my life and the world around me), and--hopefully--entertaining you!

With that in mind, I've gotten my first question, provided on a freaking freezing cold trip into Meijer for car floormats. Because you can't just buy one thing at Meijer, my shopping partner picked up some long underwear (on sale of $6.99!!!) and asked me why long underwear has waffle weave. And, my lovely reader(s), this is how is works: you ask, and I find the answer...

Long johns, also known as long underwear, are two-piece garments worn underneath clothing to provide an extra layer of warmth. The tiny pockets in the waffle design keep your body warm by trapping body heat and holding it against your skin. The waffle weave design actually works so well in keeping you warm that it hasn't really changed that much over the years.

Inspired to go out and buy some long underwear after reading this post? Try here.
I feel warmer already! Well, that's all I have on this cold January night, but I'm here to answer your questions. Remember, nothing's off limits!

PS-In my research for this post, I found a website dedicated to men's panties." It should not be that easy to get "men's panties" when you type in "waffle weave long underwear" as your search terms. I mean, I'm a smartypants, but there are some things even I don't want to know about. Do you hear me, Google?